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It's been a while, idk if your still writing for RWBY but if you are can I ask for 5 ships reactions to Jaune getting a tattoo over his crotch reading "Property of" with their full names
I will likely always be writing for RWBY. It is what got me into actually writing and posting real content online, or at least the courage to finally start after dreaming to do it for years.
Since you didn't specify, the five RWBY girls I used were picked using a random spinner app with a list of all the RWBY girls.
Emerald Sustrai
Emerald stared wide eyed at the green text print on her (recently agreed upon) boyfriend, right on his pelvis, just above his crotch. When he said that he had a surprise for her and started undoing his buckle, she rolled her eyes at the cheesy as hell way to start some foreplay.
Not that she wasn't ready to go along with it. He had whipped up a great dinner for them tonight and she was quickly realizing that she loved a man that could cook.
She was not expecting to see him show off a tattoo. And not one with her name on it. "What do you think?"
She wasn't too sure what she thought about it, but definitely knew what she wanted to ask. "Wow... it looks... good. My emblem is a nice touch I guess. But ummm... why did you even get it?"
Jaune let go of the hem of his shirt that he'd been holding out of the way, partially covering the tattoo. "W-well... When we talked about our pasts a while ago... you said you never really had or owned anything for yourself." Emerald didn't need that being brought up again, it was awkward enough talking about it with him the first time. She quickly just agreed with a sharp nod, not wanting to deal with it all over again now. "Well... I thought now... you could at least own... me. That you'll always have me?"
Oh.
Oh damn...
He could have definitely tried to sound more confident when saying that... but damn if that line didn't do things to Emerald. Both making her cheeks flush and her heart race.
And also getting her very turned on.
"You are getting so much ass tonight."
"W-what?!"
Emerald sashayed her way over to her blushing dork, her ass swaying side to side. "Use your semblance on me. Then you're going to find out just how much that ink of yours is going to pay off."
Jaune's earlier surprise was quickly being replaced by excitement. But he was still a little confused, which persisted even as Emerald reached him and lifted up his shirt with one of her nimble hands. But he was still confused. "Why do you want me to use my semblance on you?"
Emerald lifted her knee up between his legs to gently rub his crotch. "Because I want to make sure I can last all night with you~"
"O-oh."
"Yup. Now, boost me up and dick me down you mushy goofball~."
Emerald jumped up and let herself be caught by Jaune, his hands gripping onto her ass through her shorts and giving them each plump cheek a squeeze. Emerald wrapped her legs around him and kissed him as deeply as she could before he carried her off to the nearest bedroom, his hands and her body starting to faintly glow white and green as the door shut behind them.
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May Zedong
âW-what is that!?â May felt her cheeks heat up with embarrassment when Jaune first started to lift up his shirt and pull his jeans down a bit. No matter how much she and him saw each other naked before, she still couldn't help but get bashful. However, when she saw the writing printed on his... very defined abs, her face went from warm to burning.
Jaune seemed to be catching some of her embarrassment since âW-well itâs a tattooâŠâ
May whined while she lifted up the collar of her jacket and the bottom of her beanie down, trying her best to hide her redding face from her boyfriend. "I know that! But why does it say that y-you're.... Why does it say THAT!?"
Jaune let his shirt drop, covering the tattoo again. "Well I-I heard about what those girls from Vacuo picking on you, and about what they said. And I just wanted to do something for you to make you feel better..."
"Why do you think this would make me feel better!?"
"B-because they said no one would... love you... and all that other stuff. W-well they're wrong! And this proves it! I-I'm sorry I couldn't be there to help you with those bullies at the time, but I got this to show you that I'll always be there for you in the end."
Now that stunned May, so much so that the blood receded from her face quickly and her jaw went a little slack. She stopped trying to hide her face, and looked at Jaune's. While his cheeks were very red, his eyes met hers and she saw the determination in them, meaning every word he said.
"C-can I see it again?"
Without hesitation or any question, Jaune lifted the bottom of his hoodie up again to show her the tattoo. A goofy smile dawned on his lips again.
...
May slowly walked forwards to him. When she was close enough, she slowly started to trace the inked skin with her index finger. Then she placed her hand on his abdomen, her thumb still rubbing the image of a hat in the corner, a hat that was nearly identical to her own signature beanie. "I-I like that it has my beanie... it's a really nice touch."
"S-so you like it?"
May slowly nodded, letting out a low, "Mmm-hmm", confirming that she did indeed like her boyfriend's tattoo. And it was certainly no lie.
"Eeep!"
Nor was it a lie to say that the squeak that she let out when Jaune suddenly hugged her wasn't adorable.
Jaune spun her around twice before placing her feet back on the ground. "I'm happy you like May! I really hoped you would. I just wanted to show you that I'll always be yours... because I love you."
May hugged Jaune back for a moment, only to pull back and plant a kiss on his smiling lips before flashing a rarely seen bright smile. "...I love you too, Jaune."
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Blake Belladonna
"B-Blake? Are you okay."
Jaune's worried tone and question fell deft on two sets of ears, not that he really needed an answer. For Blake was certainly not okay... Her increasingly heavy panting and dilated eyes were a clear indicator of that fact. She didn't even bother trying to hide it because she thought her response was very justified!
Her boyfriend decided he wanted to surprise her in her room after a lovely date, so after waiting a decent amount of time to let him 'get ready', she walked in on him laying shirtless on their bed, with one of her favorite books placed on his toned abdominal muscles. She rolled her eyes at him at first, but it was only when she playfully snatched the book off his stomach for them to get the most fun part of the night started did she realize what his real surprise was.
Her name, tattooed a few inches above his crotch. And clearly listing him as her property...
Dust and Brother gods alike... that was so freaking hot. It was something she had never known she needed to see up to this point. Something so simple, yet unlocking something deep within Blake's mind and body. Something primal... lustful. And now that she had seen it, she knew what she wanted next.
Jaune yelped as Blake literally pounced onto the bed, landing above him and silencing his surprised noise with a kiss. A deep kiss. A VERY deep kiss. Her tongue wrestling with his, and trading their saliva while doing so, absolutely caught Jaune by surprise.
And he was just as surprised when she pulled away, their tongues still extended since they had been mid-kiss.
Blake looked down at Jaune, panting and blushing heavily. "This means you're mine now, Jaune. And I plan to enjoy every part of you tonight~."
"O-okay."
Blake ground her hips back and forth against Jaune's, getting some pleasurable friction between them and both moaning as she went over her growing erection in his pants. "I'm starting on top tonight. Does that sound good?"
Blake grinned as Jaune nodded to her, placing his hands on her thighs to keep her where she was. She reached behind her and unzipped her top. She wanted to waste no more time getting on with a very fun night with her, now very much marked, man~.
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Robyn Hill (was bit of a new challenge writing for her)
"I-I thought I should show you m-my support..."
âSo you got⊠a tattoo?"
"Y-yeah..."
"Of my name!?
"...yes..." Jaune nodded, slowly lowering his hoodie and shirt back down to cover his belly button and the green ink below it again.
"But if you wanted to show support for me, why did you get it down there?!â
He winced the smallest bit as Robyn raised her voice at him a little. âW-well⊠you seemed kinda⊠j-jealous when all of those moms of the kids I was a crossing guard for were flirting with me at your rallies⊠despite me telling them I was taken!â Jaune added the last part quickly when he saw Robynâs gaze narrow when he brought up those hussiesâŠ
âSo I⊠thought that this would be nice and I-I wanted to show you that... well... you're the only one that gets to see this part of me..."
Robyn was very silent, standing with her arms crossed and staring at him with a raised eyebrow. She was honestly having a hard time believing that he had really done something like this. He had seemed like such an innocent goodie two shoes when she met him. But⊠he did suggest stealing an Atlesian airship to get to Mantle in the first place⊠AND had asked her out in the first place⊠honestly, all things considered...
Robyn smiled as she uncrossed her arms and slowly walked towards Jaune. "Well... I do like seeing my name printed out."
"You do? Awesome! I'm so glad. I was worried tha- Mmmmh!"
Jaune was cut off as Robyn quickly grabbed him by the top of his chestplate and pulled him towards her. Her lips captured his own in a passionate kiss. One she was very much in control of. She had her fun for a few seconds before pushing Jaune back so they could both take a breath.
Jaune also took the break in the kiss to give a goofy smile. âThat⊠that was niceâŠâ
Robyn chuckled to herself, her grip on Jaune not letting go. âYes, it was~. Now⊠How about I get through this rally quickly and then we go somewhere private where I can show you how much I appreciate your support~? Somewhere I can admire that tattoo fully while I sit comfortably on that face of yours~? Does that sound like a good idea to you Mr. Strategist?â
âY-yes! S-sounds great actually!â
Robyn licked her lips and grinned as her hand grabbing Jaune's chestplate glowed green.
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Bleiss Gele
Bleiss was nearly drooling when she saw her darling lift up his shirt to show off those dust shredding abs of his. But when she saw what it was he exactly wanted to show her, she nearly fainted from pure excitement and blood loss from a nosebleed.
It was her name! Right below her darlingâs defined abs! It was all she could ever have dreamed about and more! This was amazing! No more skanks or bimbos trying to steal her man! Or they could try, but he has proof of her claim now!
âOh darling, it's wonderful!â Bleiss squealed in joy as she jumped into Jauneâs arms. Jaune, being quick to drop the bottom of his hoodie he was holding up, caught her easily with his arms around her. The only trouble he had holding her up was from how much she was kicking her legs in joy. Her giggling was also so infectious that Jaune couldnât help but chuckle as well.
âI guess you like it, huh?â Jaune slowly lowered his girlfriend back to the ground, but still kept her close in a hug. Mainly because Bleiss was still trying to squeeze the air out of him.
âLike it?! I love it! You know me so well darling!â If it was possible, her hug on him got even tighter. âI love that you are happy to show me off as your future wife like that!â Bleiss ended her sentence by nuzzling her head into Jauneâs chest.
âHehe⊠well⊠Iâm glad you like it.â
âI really do! And itâs even better because we match now!â
â...what?â
Bleissâ wide smile shifted into a knowing smirk as she let go of Jaune finally and stepped back a small distance. âGuess itâs time for my surprise now darling~!â She turned around and flicked up her skirt, revealing something that made Jauneâs eyes widen and his jaw drop.
On her right cheek was her own tattoo. One quite similar to the one that he had gotten for her. And the yellow ink reading out his name over the Arc family emblem was very noticeable on her pale rear.Â
Bleiss looked over her shoulder at Jaune, smirking confidently. âWhat do ya think~?
Jaune couldnât respond. His jaw was still slack and his eyes were wider than dinner plates. He was having trouble looking away from such a sight. But the lower half of his body was very telling instead.
And Bleiss was happy to accept that version of approval. But she wasnât done there either. With a shake of her ass, she asked âinnocentlyâ, âHey darling, want to see if we can make our ink touch~?â
I didn't really know which version of Bliess's last name, so I picked Gele as that makes the most sense of what she'd like to be called being the (literal) black sheep of the family. She'd prefer to go by her mother's name and Jaune would absolutely respect that.
#rwby#jaune arc#emerald sustrai#may zedong#blake belladonna#robyn hill#bliess schnee#bliess gele#jaune x emerald#jaune x may#jaune x blake#jaune x robyn#jaune x bliess#topaz#berthier#knightshade#blackguard#ask
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Author's Note: AHHHH! I can't believe I'm releasing my first ever fic/headcannon/idk. This isn't the greatest, I kind of wrote it in a short time frame, BUT I hope you guys enjoy it! đ„č
You had been feeling sick for a few days now- massive headaches, exhaustion that left you wanting to nap every hour, and food aversions, especially to Haydenâs famous blueberry pie (which you used to love). So, like any normal woman whose sex life consisted of making love at like 5 times a week (mainly unprotected recently), you decided to order a few pregnancy tests on Amazon. You told Hayden right away because, letâs be honest, he was the practical one in this situation. He suggested ordering the tests online to avoid awkward run-ins with nosy neighbors or paparazzi. Living on a secluded farm had its perks, but shipping times werenât one of them. It took a week for the tests to arrive, during which your suspicions grew stronger thanks to the morning sickness that hit you like clockwork every day. When the package finally arrived, he trudged through the fresh snow, retrieved it, and brought it straight to you. "Here you go, sweetheart," he said with a soft smile, though you could tell he was holding back his own nervous excitement. You grabbed a test and ran to the bathroom. Hayden paced outside the door, trying to play it cool but failing miserably. When the result showed positive, you walked out, teary-eyed and smiling, and showed him the test. His face lit up as he hugged you tightly, kissing your forehead. "We're having a baby," he whispered, his voice thick with emotion. From that moment on, he was completely in dad mode.
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Pregnancy brought out a whole new side of Hayden. He flat-out banned you from cooking. "Youâre growing a whole human. The least I can do is handle dinner," heâd say, gently nudging you away from the kitchen. And it wasnât just mealsâHayden insisted on taking over most of the chores, leaving you to rest and focus on the baby.
When it came to cravings, Hayden was an absolute champion. Wake up at 2 AM wanting cheese pizza and chocolate-covered pickles? No problemâhe was on it without a second thought, even if it meant a midnight run into town. If you craved something else while he was already making dinner, heâd simply adjust. "Don't worry about it," heâd say, kissing your temple. "Iâll save this for later and make whatever you want."
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Hayden quickly learned that pregnancy mood swings were no joke. One minute, youâd be laughing at something silly he said, and the next, youâd be crying because he was burnt to a fucking crisp in a movie he was in 20 years ago. One evening, you were in the kitchen crying over a broken cookie. âIt was perfect,â you sniffled, holding up the two halves like they were shattered glass. Hayden walked in, took one look at the situation, and gently plucked the cookie from your hands.
âSweetheart, itâs still going to taste the same,â he said softly, taking a bite and offering you the other half. You glared at him through your tears but took the piece anyway, pouting.
âItâs not about the cookie,â you mumbled, and he nodded, letting you vent about how everything felt overwhelming lately. He didnât try to fix it; he just listened, rubbing soothing circles on your back until you calmed down.
Another time, you got unreasonably mad at him for finishing the last of the orange juice, even though he didnât realize you wanted it. âYouâre supposed to know these things!â you exclaimed, crossing your arms. Instead of arguing, Hayden raised his hands in surrender. âYouâre right. I shouldâve asked before drinking it. Iâll go get more right now.â
You felt guilty the moment the words left your mouth and tried to stop him, but Hayden just kissed your forehead. âItâs okay. Iâll be back in ten minutes,â he said, grabbing his coat. True to his word, he returned with not one but three cartons of orange juice. âJust in case,â he teased, earning a laugh from you despite yourself. Hayden also became an expert at reading your moods. If you seemed cranky, heâd quietly bring you a snack or run you a bath. If you were teary-eyed, heâd snuggle up with you on the couch and let you cry into his chest while he stroked your hair. He never made you feel bad for the rollercoaster of emotionsâyou were carrying his baby, after all.
âYour bodyâs doing something incredible,â he told you one night after a particularly emotional day. âIâll take a few mood swings over what youâre going through any day.â
================================================As your pregnancy progressed and your body continued to change, it wasnât always easy to feel confident. There were moments when youâd catch a glimpse of yourself in the mirror and struggle to recognize the reflection staring back. The swollen ankles, the stretch marks, the way your clothes no longer fit quite rightâit all felt overwhelming at times.
One evening, after a long day, you stood in front of the bathroom mirror, examining the curve of your belly and the way your favorite dress stretched tightly across your body. Tears pricked at the corners of your eyes as the insecurities crept in. Hayden found you like that, staring silently at your reflection, and he instantly knew something was wrong.
âHey,â he said softly, stepping into the room. âWhatâs going on?â
You hesitated, trying to brush it off, but the lump in your throat made it hard to speak. Finally, you mumbled, âI just⊠I donât feel like myself anymore. I feel huge and uncomfortable, and I donât even look good in anything anymore.â
Haydenâs expression softened as he moved closer, wrapping his arms gently around you from behind. He rested his chin on your shoulder, looking at your reflection in the mirror with you. âSweetheart, youâre growing our baby,â he said, his voice full of awe and love. âYouâre doing something so amazing, and I wish you could see how beautiful you are to me.â
You sniffled, leaning into his embrace. âI donât feel beautiful.â
He turned you around to face him, cupping your cheeks in his hands. âThen let me remind you,â he said firmly but lovingly. âI see the woman I fell in love with, the one whoâs giving me the greatest gift I could ever imagine. Your body is changing because itâs creating a little lifeâa life we made together. Thatâs incredible.â
He kissed your forehead, then each cheek, and finally your lips, as if sealing his words with his touch. âI know itâs hard to see it right now, but youâre absolutely breathtaking to me. Every curve, every stretch mark, every little changeâitâs all a part of this journey, and I wouldnât change a single thing about you.â
His words melted some of your self-doubt, and you found yourself smiling softly. âYou always know what to say,â you whispered, resting your hands on his chest.
âThatâs because I mean every word,â he replied, pulling you closer. âAnd if you ever feel this way again, you just come to me, okay? Iâll remind you as many times as you need.â
That night, as you lay in bed, Hayden pulled you close, wrapping his arms protectively around you. His hand rested gently on your belly, where your baby was nestled safe and sound. The steady rhythm of his heartbeat against your back was calming, grounding you in his love and reassurance.
âI love you,â he murmured into your hair. âI love everything about youâyour strength, your heart, your laugh, and yes, even the way youâve been stealing my pillows lately.â
You couldnât help but laugh softly, your insecurities slowly melting away in the warmth of his embrace. âItâs not stealing if I need them,â you teased, feeling lighter than you had in days.
âFair point,â he chuckled. âAnything you need, you can have. Always.â
As he continued to hold you, Hayden started humming a soft melodyâone you recognized as a song he often played on the piano. The sound wrapped around you like a blanket, soothing and full of love. You smiled, closing your eyes, feeling a tiny flutter from your belly as if the baby wanted to join in.
âSee?â Hayden whispered, his voice filled with awe. âEven they know how amazing you are.â
Tears pricked at your eyes, but this time they werenât from sadness. They were tears of gratitude, of love, of feeling completely cherished by the man who was not only your partner but your greatest source of strength.
In that moment, you realized something important: no matter how much your body changed, no matter how many ups and downs you faced during this journey, you had Hayden by your sideâyour anchor, your cheerleader, and the person who would always remind you just how much you were loved.
As sleep began to take over, you whispered back, âI love you, too. More than anything.â
And with that, surrounded by Haydenâs love and the gentle promise of the life you were building together, you drifted off to sleep, dreaming of the beautiful family waiting for you both just around the corner.
THE END
================================================OH MY GODDD AHHH YOU MADE IT TO THE END!
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Ben coming back to the cabin to see yet another cannibalistic ritual
#đ#yellowjackets#again with the cannibalistic blue balls I see how you guys are playing the game at least I know it's gonna happen#poor javi it should have been travis let's be real he provides nothing#loved the misty on mari violence also#and we were all right about jackie's necklace! our girl's keeping the group together even still#also I know I'm literally the only one on the jackie antler queen train and while I don't think it's true rather than just funsies#it's making me wonder if this is more of a fae situation going on? it's been a looooooong time since I read about all of this stuff but now#after jackie's death and the baby's death and what happened to Ben this week it's kinda making me suspicious#like is the antler queen supposed to represent the unseelie queen? is it the unseelie queen? idk I'll have to look into this to see if it#fits. I'm leaning more towards that now than wendigo psychosis#also hilarious because I did say that portals was insanely jackie coded so we're coming full circle#also I've said I'm suspicious of walter but how the fuck is that dude so rich?? I'm onto his ass he is not to be trusted
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okay! looks like our next poll is favorite catchphrase! submissions for that are now open and will be until December 26th at 11:59 pm MST :]
#dndads#dndaddies#dungeons and daddies#dndads polls#not 100% sure what the bar is for a catchphrase vs just a quote#but idk for now lets just say they have to have said it at least twice
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sorry im just thinking about bcs but like. why not add a few smaller scenes of gus interacting with his own men? why does it seem like, in comparison, mike is almost immediately elevated to a higher status than those two in bcs purely because we actually get to see him having normal conversations with gus? like i understand they might not keep the plot moving as well because of the fact obviously if victor is currently doing something itâs because gus told him to etc. but for the most part all of the smaller interactions gus does have with those two ends up being in a somewhat high stress situation where it feels very tense between everyone. and itâs just like damn! is it always like that?? why do those two even care that much about their jobs if their boss is a bit of a dick? etc. i think even an additional scene or two with those guys (either alone or the both of them) talking with gus in a more normal situation couldâve both added a bit more depth into how gus treats his employees (we got a lot with how he treats lyle and co., but not a whole lot with the illegal side of things), how comfortable vic and tyrus feel around him in a calmer setting, and exactly why they both feel the need to be as loyal as they are to the guy.
and also on the other side of this i don't think it'd hurt to maybe elaborate on their pay just a bit..? i'm not saying to randomly put a number out into the atmosphere but i just mean some smaller things like. do they buy nicer things for themselves? what's their housing situation? what's their car situation? are the escalade / yukon their own vehicles or does gus just use those two for business situations? do they use them when they're doing their own stuff off the clock or do they have their own cars? etc. that can also help with understanding their motivations a bit. don't get me wrong i don't think they should be visibly rich or something because that's not what gus would want but just smaller things! cause it's easy to write their loyalty off as Well they probably get paid super well, which i'm sure is true, but if they don't show a single hint of that then what's the point. even something as simple as giving tyrus a nice watch, or maybe victor having a nicer looking gun, etc. something small like that. because as it stands right now the average 41 year old viewer who watched the show once only knows and will only ever know victor and tyrus as those two guys in the background who do random stuff for gus with no clear motivation. just the personification of "On it boss (salute emoji)". and to be honest this is true for a whole lot of fans who do watch the show multiple times and enjoy thinking about it more in depth, because on screen we barely have anything about the two.
and to be clear i'm not trying to say we should have an episode just for them or something like no i understand they're side characters. i understand we don't need all that. and i understand this is also primarily Jimmy's show. but it's not like these two are on the same level as like, arlo or paige and kevin etc. these guys have been around since brba. victor was literally introduced in the same episode gus was. and they are a huge part of gus's story, especially in brba. s4 wouldn't have been what it was without victor and tyrus. and in bcs, ignacio's situation wouldn't have been the same if it weren't for victor and tyrus as well. and i just personally believe that if their goal with gus in bcs was to go back and elaborate on how everything came to be and show what he was like a few years younger, they could've dragged victor and tyrus into that. and i think his character would've benefited from taking that extra step with those two.
#gray.txt#and you know. obviously i personally have my own clear ideas of everything. and i'm content with what i got. this isn't coming from a place#of Well victor is my favorite guy so everything should be about him LOL. i know what he is.#but thats only because i spent like what? 2 years now watching random interviews and analyzing the smallest details within the show that#genuinely meant nothing while they were writing the scripts. and then throwing some random ideas at the wall to see if they stick.#and i just dont think everybody should have to do that LOL. and i think gus's character gets a lot more interesting#when do you do have this clear idea of victor and tyrus in your head and how he interacts with them. but 99% of people dont have that!#nobody fucking knows everything giancarlo and vince ever said about box cutter. nobody knows about the interview where giancarlo referred t#his entire business (meth and restaurant) as his 'family'. and they'd never think of that in those terms#because with the exception of his restaurant workers and mike#it feels like he HATES them LMAO.#tldr all i'm saying is i think we could've benefited from at least one 1 minute long scene of victor and gus exchanging words#where it doesn't end in gus snapping the phone in half out of anger. and also let tyrus speak his mind and have gus agree with him once#also yeah sorry this is all over the place but it is somehow the most coherent i have felt in months so this is as good as its getting sorr#sorry .#also to be clear about my earlier statement thatâs a lie my idea of those two is not clear in my head whatsoever i just meant in comparison#to literally the average viewer. and my own personal thoughts about them arenât even true itâs just opinions and guesses.#and i love a character that i can just say shit about but at the same time i think itâs fun to have idk something in the source material#that you can actually use while thinking and not have to dig around 11 year old reddit AMAs#and that money paragraph sort of came out of order what i meant by saying all that is like#i feel those two could benefit from a clear motivation for why they do all the things they do#and if we have neither personal reasons nor monetary reasons then it just makes them feel like one dimensional henchmen or something#came out of no where* not order you dumb fuck (< me)#also it doesnât have to be clear in our faces or anything whatever you know what iâm saying . this is too long i canât keep elaborating
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pretty sure iâve seen romance movies with scenes like this
#tomgreg#where do i even start with t his horseshit okay here we fucking go.#so tom's first instinct is to go to greg when he's on shaky ground with shiv. the only way he feels safe is to have GREG with him.#who tf would want greg as an attack dog??!?!? lets be fucking real. when he says that i think he means just a dog. just someone loyal.#who loves him and won't dick him around. i think he's pretty tired of it by now.#he wants an alliance with like. ok in this show who would you pick to ally with. i love greg but he's abso useless in terms of skills that#would keep you safe. if anything TOM would keep HIM safe. in fact tom himself says who else has taken care of you. literally spells it out.#he even says greg is a joke; will fail; will fuck up; so what use does he have for tom other than companionship. other than love?#a dog might do tricks for you but your main reason for getting one is usually love. right? at least it should be. it would be in tom's case.#and don't even fucking get me STARTED on ''do you wanna come with me? ...sporus?" like girl.#you know what you told him about nero and sporus right. and now you're saying to him; yeah i was talking about you.#you and me. you're my favourite and i wasn't joking when i said i'd marry you.#the whole while tom is asking greg to be his attack dog his fuckin. eyes and expression we get it you're in love with him. like it's ridic.#and all this coming with phrasing it sounds like they're fucking ELOPING. I HATE IT!!!!!! SHUT UP! stop saying that fucking shit god. god#they are so annoying. anyway#the way tom's voice breaks as he says he has things to do [what things. will i find out later.] and the deal and!!#what am i gonna do with a soul anyways... i have you what do i need it for. and as that paragraph said somewhere. he castrates his soul.#then they giggle and are fucking annoying and greg'S HANDS LOOK LIK EHE'S ABOUT TO IDK. HUG TOM? AROUND THE MIDDLE MAYBE#or do something else. and then they just hug instead and i fucking. ugh. i've had enough tbh good fucking bye
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My coworker trying to set me up with any man that comes in is absolutely hilarious.
Was the technician cute? Yeah kinda. But he also turned out to have a wife and a 19 year old child so my initial âah heâs a technician and therefore and expert and therefore probably way too old for meâ was absolutely correct.
Also one of our coworkers but while heâs cute he smokes which is an instant dealbreaker. Like if I come in when heâs smoking I have to hold my breath through my mask itâs so fucking bad. (This goes for everyone that smokes outside the entry door but. Anyway)
#sheâs. yeah. Iâm not bringing up that Iâm queer. sheâd probably be ok bc she knows a coworker has a boyfriend but. I donât want to.#shattersâ fragments#shattersâ nonexistent love life#and again. Iâm not going to try to build a life with you if I donât generally feel safe with you#and most people donât wear masks anymore#so Iâd never really feel safe with them#and this is kinda huge for like. boundaries I enforce and revelations#bc Iâd rather be lonely than six feet under now#whereas before if you promised to say you love me Iâd let you do anything to me#which. I know. is Bad#and itâs all still hypothetical bc I havenât fucking dated anyone#and still flip flop on if I even want to (the yearning says yes. the mind says uh. no wtf not right now at the very least)#bc the physical touch I yearn for is. again. literally. a cuddly cat would be perfect fuck people I donât need them.#and if itâs sex (which I am also unsure I want bc texturally itâs a nightmare for me) I have toys#like yeah maybe my bar is on the floor âwears a mask and is niceâ#but also my willingness to use some Time that I could be doing literally anything else (art/friends/etc) to be now put aside for a romance??#UNSURE#sure it would be easier if someone else finds someone for me. but do I even want that?#(visions of being snug in the middle both being spooned and spooning another dance in my head.)#(but toss a heat bag over my waist and nestle myself between two giant stuffies and itâs close enough on my twin bed anyway)#hmm. could always say If You Want Any Chance At Grandkids You Have To Pay For My Therapy but. hmmm (Iâm still owed therapy bc I said so)#(they took it as a joke when I said if they went with that option theyâd owe me therapy for it though)#bc fuck bodily autonomy of children amiright đ#I used to have crushes that I would TRY so hard for. but currently I just? donât. well.#maybe that one couple that has come to both my workplaces as customers were nice THEYRE CUTE and they wear masks. for them Iâd try probably#but thereâs literally no reason to assume theyâd ever want me. or that theyâre polyamorous. or that theyâre open. or anything.#but I very much enjoy seeing them around town every time I do :)#I always prefer to be enamoured with characters instead. itâs safe bc itâs not real. (I donât want to examine that rn)#Iâll probably turn right around and change my mind and have a crush on my Sailing Guy again next time I see him but. alas. heâs wonderful#idk idk. I should. I should get up and have food
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does anybody remember that time a couple years ago where half the main voice cast for sonic were on twitter like Im quitting this role goodbye everyone. and then a few months later they were like Haha nevermind hey guys. and they were all back for sonic frontiers
#i specifically remember that sonic and amys voice actors said they were leaving#iirc tails' va said that she wasnt sure if she'd be returning for the games but that she had at least one more sonic related project left#(which we now know was the second movie)#and i think eggmans va said hes not quitting and hes staying for as long as sega will let him. and knuckles' va didnt say anything at all#i have to wonder wtf was going on behind the scenes for this to happen? like if it was just one va saying they were gonna quit#i wouldnt question it that much. but it was more than one and they All backtracked on it. thats kinda weird?#was sega treating voice actors poorly to the point where it made them wanna quit or threaten to quit#but whatever made them wanna quit changed which is why they were willing to come back?#was there confusion caused by sonic prime getting a different cast that made the game vas thing they were being replaced?#i wanna say that roger said he ''quit'' by his own choice though? but i could be misremembering. if i am remembering that right though#maybe roger's announcement that he was leaving sonic made the other voice actors thing they would be replaced soon ???? idk
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bedtime nowww probably ummm today qas not what i wanted it 2 be but its fine. i dont feel negative just a very very very numb day which is almost worse. but only almost đ
#i did get thr laundry done didnt fold it didnt take a shower#so thatll hopefuly be tmrw#i hope im able to do an activity with somebody tmrw.... the kids will be back at school so umm. no risk of weeman asking for my laptop in#the morning. or maybe me n lamp could play aa... idk#i feel like such a loser i go 1 day without bothering my family and im like wahhh im lonely. Can you shut up ..... we r better than this.#but wtvr. thats also a mean thought and i shouldnt be idolizing the way i lived last year. We were taking spongebaths and eating#1 bowl of soup a day crying ourselves to sleep every night and literally going weeks on end wo talking to our loved ones. so why am i like#We need to go back ! well i know why its bc i cant just let myself heal and move on bc of my stupid complex#and tbf i was very efficient back then. i ws able to do my spongebaths at least every 3 days and i did my laundry every week right on#schedule and i had a job....all it took was literally not being a person in any meaningful way FJFNGJGN. idk#it was very simple. its still very simple perhaps simpler (#no job) but instead i just feel guilty i guess. sbt everything#which i ws doing last year but again i was too out of it to rly dwell. i just cried at work a lot abt it#but now its like. i dont have a job to go to to focus on. my interests/hobbies can only distract me for a few days maximum b4 they become#nothing 2 me. and then im just back in limbo again and it feels pointless#and even when its a 'good' phase of something actually keeping me distracted from everything its like. not. all it does is ruin my sleep#schedule again yk. ik im literally the timeloop guy so u think id loveee Everyday being exactly the same over and over and over but well i#dont. bc they arent actually the same day theyre just reminders that everything does keep fucking going but im stuck. which is the opposite#of what i want. and what id have if the beautiful timeloop would simply rescue me. wtvr tho.... she doesnt even know i exist đ„#little joke. IDK. like i said its better ig than having a truly miserable day but. man. i wish everything was better#i ws gonna say like it used to be but. yk. ive been depressed since i was like 7 its not like. idk. i wish i was born different and i wish#my head worked and i wish none of it had evrr happened. but itis ok. i cant think of a funny cutesy alternative to put here so we will just#say nothing. yay
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can't believe all my roommate's friends were so actively working against me when it came to who gets the big room with the balcony attached to it and in the end she actually got it....
#we agreed to make it fair by drawing lots for it#but i ended up suggesting to use the spinning wheel generator so that it's really up to luck#and i can't believe i shot myself in my own foot with this bc she actually got the big room#even though in the beginning of the year i asked if i could have it when the other roommate moves out#(we knew for a while that she'd move out in summer)#but then my roommate asked if we could draw lots maybe and i said yes bc i didn't wanna be an asshole đ#but now she actually got the big room and now i kinda regret not putting my foot down and claiming it#bc on my side everyone told me i could just say that i've been in the flatshare the longest and therefore i could claim the room#but idk i wanted to be nice and look where it got me#it's not the end of the world bc my current room is still nice it's just the smallest#but i'm really complaining abt nothing ig#at least i'm saving money on rent đ
#but the big room would have been saur nice tbh....#and the fact that my windows still fave the balcony and now the roommate who constantly invites friends over has the balcony .........#you see where i'm getting at đ”âđ«#let's hope i'll get some good sleep the next few week before it's too cold to be on the balcony CJSJCHS#but yeah with her friends working against me i also mean that a lot of them smoke so apparently they told her that she should get the room#bc she smokes and has friends that smoke as if i am not worthy of a balcony bc i don't smoke like đ« #idk i felt like i was the only nice on in the scenario who was willing to play fair even though i didn't have to and her friends were still#lowkey pissing on my leg behind my back yk#she was nice about it but her friends get the side eye from me abt the whole thing đ¶#sorry for the rant#delete later#000
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also ik some ppl are not the most pleased abt some consistency things like sklonda already being a practicing lawyer but tbh 1) we have no idea how long it takes in brennan's made up fantasy world how long it takes to become a lawyer and 2) it's been several real life years. it's been months since sophomore year but in real life it's been like 4 years. go off i get it king it's not a big deal
#fantasy high junior year spoilers#like brennan wanted to have new angles to play with and it's been like 5 real life years i respect it#if i really squint sklonda's lawyering kinda works?#not quite but we can do some handwaving#if we say she already had a (bachelor's equivalent) degree before she joined the police force#and then like#quit after freshman year maybe#they imprisoned her son after all! i mean surely that helped plant some seeds in her head already#not fully sure of the canon-complicancy of that headcanon but yeah#was there a specific point in time brennan said she quit? i'm not super duper Up To Lore like some hardcore fans are#i just know she was studying for law stuff in ? the boys night i think#was she canon cop still during sophomore year spring break?? man idk.#i'm just sayin if it's end of freshman year then at least thats a year lookin at law stuff#which i think is not real life accurate but could be spyre accurate ?#and uuhh if she canon quit later then idk i'll do some more mental gymnastics#regardless. if it doesnt fully make sense it's be 4 real life years. brennan said she's a lawyer now#cool with me bro. go off lets see this festival and its shenanigans i'm ready
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Love that they take Bella with the gym with them all the time
#*p#What does she even do while she's there#Do they make her work out too#doing little dog squats. idk how a dog would do that how about a dog plank that is possible my dogs love doing that#i've made this exact post before haven't i#i think i probably even said that exact same thing. well without those tags#they take bella to the gym a lot so not my fault#wait. how do they even get her in the gym#why is that allowed#i 've never been to one but i would assume most don't let your dog come with you. did they have to go ask for special permission like#hey i'm famous therefore let me take my dog in the gym with me. said dog is known for peeing on things but ignore that#i need to go write my homework and stop talking about wayv's dog going to a gym. my midterm is next week and i feel like i am stupid#well at least i am confident i won't be the most stupid person in my class#do you think that's enough words yet#it's like i'm writing an essay and am trying to say one thing but repeat it in three different ways and in as many words possible and#wondering why i exist just to write an essay. but that is also just my stream of consciousness#now on to the real reason of this post: i opened this and tell me why i was MOMENTARILY VERY BRIEFLY light headed at the sight of his chest#i'm so confused did the asexualism just leave my body#hmm#no i think i'm good i still don't want to fuck him#crisis over#...i think
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lots on my mind
#didn't really wanna wait to watch severance together anyway. wasn't free today after all anyway.#but for her to disregard the one singular stipulation i put up. and not for the first time#it's on me now to follow through and say i don't feel respected and i don't want to hold on to this friendship if this is how it'll be goin#+ the fact that she clearly has no issues with leaving me hanging. at least none she has communicated recently.#it's not about watching a show together or not. it's about dependability. and respect for someone's boundaries that have clearly been#communicated. cannot overstate how clearly#like you asked if we wanted to watch it together?????? i just said when i would be able to do so?? can i have the tiniest response?????#i hate having to be the person to end it. i've been waiting for years for her to do it#or for it to fizzle out#which it did!!!! i just clung onto it like a maniac instead of letting it happen!!#i'm done trying. if she cares about this friendship she can prove it to me. i'm also done communicating my needs cause i HAVE#more than enough times#it seems like if i want to be done with this misery i truly need to end it. idk if what i am getting out of it outweighs#the negatives anymore#which is a shitty shitty thought
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#tw tw tw tw animal death pls do not read if that bothers you this is dark.#just been having the shittiest day between emotional gut punches and almost entirely sleepless nights and mechanical failures everywhere#i. really did not need to see the smear on the pavement that might have been the dear precious cat my coworkers and i have been feeding.#all i can tell myself is that she likely didnt suffer at all.#but still even barely thinking about the vague concept of what must have happened makes me want to#well#lets just say#become bog body#also tw suicidality ig.#it was so hard not to have a screaming breakdown in public. i barely made it home#just can barely cope with the vast uncaring universe rn#what did she do to deserve it.#and the universe said fuck you actually lol#now i have a migraine from scream-sobbing into my pillow for the last hour plus#gotta get up and do it all again tomorrow including walking by the place.#interesting to actually FEEL my mind trying to craft false memories to shield from trauma.#fascinating in a detached way.#oh did i mention that my new med is kicking my FUCKING ass.#idk if we can live laugh love our way outta this one boyos#obligatory i am not a danger to myself or others at this time. i am in contact with a professional.#if caring so deeply for people and animals causes me so much pain i wosh i could stop. but i cant.#grief can you get off my ass for like one week goddamn#i have work#at least that means cash for consolation tacos and mac and cheese. perhaps a scone.
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#facing things alone again just as I always seem to be lately#I just want someone to care enough about me to let me have a moment of weakness in safety and peace#itâs not like I didnât tell partner and bestie what todayâs 15 year anniversary is and why it hurts me so much#but I donât have anyone to talk to right now while Iâm suffering through this wave of emotions and bullshit#and yeah part of me is thinking logically and reminding myself that itâs really early in the morning and theyâre sleeping#but bestie hasnât talked to me since Wednesday and just leaves all my messages read and ignored#and partner had been awake until at least 5am and said they couldnât sleep at all and I even told them Iâd need to have my breakdown time#once I got back home from work because I could feel the sadness kicking in. they read that message and then by the time I got back theyâd#fallen asleep. like you couldnât stay awake another hour or two? you couldnât have waited for me? after I told you I needed help? of course#they need rest and I want them to be able to sleep but come on that just feels like shitty pointed timing#and they half wake up when I come in the bedroom and my voice is choked with tears and they just say stuff like âyouâre so lovedâ and#âI love you so muchâ and those are nice things to hear but they donât help right now#especially because the whole reason Iâm feeling shitty is because this is the day someone who supposedly loved me walked out of my life#so saying they love me isnât really helpful because I donât feel loveable or anything right now and just feel like Iâm going to eventually#be abandoned again#well now Iâve cried for about an hour and a half and at least the tears are drying up finally#but I still feel really depressed and shitty and I just want good distractions with these people I care most about#even though it doesnât feel like they really care for me in all the same ways#idk Iâve only got two people in my life so it feels even more lonely when I canât talk to them during times I actually need to#personal
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#tw talking about my dead dad#it was my dads birthday on the 11th and this was the the first time in 9 years that I didnt dread it#it didnt define my day and make me so depressed i couldnt function#i still miss him so much#but recently i read through all of our messages#and he said so many times how proud of me he was#which is something i always question#and i think it really did a lot for my healing#he would be in his early 70s now which is absolutely fucking wild to think about#but it seems like every time i miss him and think of him#an eagle flies by to let me know hes there#grief is just so wild#like it never truly gets better (at least in my experience) but i've learned to live around it#to realize that i was a brand new baby adult when he died and i just powered through the first 6/7 years of grief#because i wanted everyone else to not worry about me#because to me strength could only be found burried in stoicism#but now i let myself cry about all the things#and its more healing to cry and know i'll be fine than to hold it all in for everyone forever#i miss my dad and i can cry about it and that doesnt say shit about who i am or my strength#and i dont have to wallow in it to prove how much it fucked me up either#idk man#growth is wild and beautiful and hard and grief is the same
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